I want something in my mouth. Something big and hard.

Going Back to the Nation, 1973

35 years ago today, Van Halen set the rock world on fire.

Vintage Ad: Bavarian Alpine Inns, 1969

Bud Adams don't give a shit about the Super Bowl.

And neither does Norris Womack, his hair stylist. Fuck the 49ers and the 4th & 29ers.