Football Sunday. Kellen Winslow, 1982

By the Ron Burgundy ghost of Kellen Winslow, the Chargers somehow, unbelievably made the AFC playoffs. You stay classy San Diego...

The Ultimate Man: The Complete Guide to Looking Great!

Tools of the trade this holiday season

So Great: Charles Bradley covers Black Sabbath's "Changes"

Decadent Smut: Couples, December 1985

Damn it woman. If I stare at you long enough in a strangely hypnotic silence, you will tell me what you want for Christmas.

30 Years Ago Today: H.I. McDunnough Arrested & Booked

Thanksgiving Day Turkey Preacher

Vintage Ad: Canterbury belts, 1971

Wet Dream: Penthouse Pet Corinne Alphen

Football Sunday. Otis Anderson

Vintage Ad: Tiparillo, 1968

R.I.P. Hal Needham

Bill Owens documents the anal retentive leaf collector.

Greatest 70's photo book ever. Suburbia, by Bill Owens, 1973. Buy it now! Amazon

A Peculiar Start to Devil's Night

Ramones, "I don't wanna go down to the basement.."

R.I.P. Lou Reed

Vintage Ad: Knox Stadium Club Hats, 1963

Football Sunday. Ricky Bell, 1979

Too Hot to Trot

Football Sunday. Charlie Joiner, 1981

No, it's just the Paco Camino Man

Vintage Ad: Tiparillo, 1967

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s breaking bad. And looking badass doing it too. Once a pushover high school chemistry teacher wearing hush puppies & wrinkle free khakis, this Paco Camino Man is now the undisputed methamphetamine maestro of New Mexico. Whether out in the desert cooking cheap meth in an RV or creating the purest blue in a professional underground lab, he’s safely and stylishly dressed for any occasion. Expertly wearing a soft glove-leather WWI style trench coat by Jean-Paul Germain, rubberized cotton jump suit with outer quilted cotton bush jacket by Bill Kaiserman and futuristic leather racing goggles by Baruffaldi, the only laundry the Paco Camino Man ever worries about is laundering money.

Hot Fall Fashion, 1973

Vintage Porn Poster: Sticky Situation, 1973

Gazebo Lovers: Andy Gibb & Marie Osmond, "Suddenly" 1981.

Vintage Ad: Chrysler, 1970

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s a soft-spoken Southern gentleman living the good life. Some may say he’s a poor man’s Magnum, P.I. (which is ironic since Magnum is a broke-ass, non-rent paying sponge hanging at Robin Masters estate), but Matt Houston has it all. A successful Texas oil tycoon and sharp-shooting private dick, he’s got a wickedly hot personal assistant in Pamela Hensley, owns lavish mansions, private jets & helicopters, a fleet of exotic cars and tons of state-of-the art gadgets. He even has a Commodore VIC-20 computer with a database of all persons living or dead! Oh yeah. And the big sexy lug is a humanitarian too. Why just today, this studly Paco Camino Man was gracious to let Hawaiian Tropic hold a bikini contest at his estate in LA, and if that weren’t enough, he even volunteered to be a judge.

The Paco Camino Man heads back to school

27 years ago Van Halen destroyed Rochester's Silver Stadium

Late Summer Drive with Mustang Sally

Vintage Ad: Tiparillo, 1969

Rich Girls of the Riviera, 1968

Grandpa Choked Linda Lovelace

Damn fine summer reading material: Surf Broad, 1965

Vintage Ad: Teacher's scotch, 1966

Suddenly, Last Summer

Liz Taylor on the set, 1959.

Let's Hit the Beach, Arabian Prince (CX Kidtronic remix)

Locals Only

Decadent Smut: Couples, 1984

Summer '82: David Lee Roth drags his Mercedes on the beach

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s a lady-seeking stingray in a speedboat. Suave yet sporty, his curly mane of windblown hair, designer Ray-Bans and on-the-go black & gold ringer T perfectly accessorize his giant phallus-like watercraft that makes any yacht look like a flaccid dinghy. Going the nautical mile to stay abreast of hot bikini-clad chicks, the Paco Camino Man will commandeer your gal pals from right under your nose while you’re fiddling with your seacock. And like shooting fish in a barrel, he’s reeled in a couple more hotties to come to the big party tonight at his exclusive oceanside villa. It’s always high times on the high seas when you’re reading Paco Camino.

Vintage Ad: The Toke-O-Matic, 1977

Read closely--"Researched by the toke staff...and researched and researched and researched."

Estate Sale Treasure: Christie Brinkley Cosmo, June 1977

The Eyes of Laura Mars photos. The fine fragrance & sexy suntan lotion ads. The articles like "The Wicked Stepchild! Your Most Passionate Rival," "Handbook For The New Woman Executive," and "Legs...Still Those Million Dollar Limbs! Plus Luciana Avedon's Body Plan. It's all here in this incredibly well preserved pop culture tome.

Country Fashion Victims: The Ralph Sloan Dancers, 1974

Vintage Ad: Awesome Schlitz Beer Merchandise, 1974

Decadent Smut: Christina's Thrills, 1983

A Breathless Race To the Summit of Passion: The exhilarating thrill of the Grand Prix and the fabulous touch of Christina van Bell--can you think of a more exciting combination? Racing from one dazzling pleasure to another, Christina embraces each sensual moment life has to offer. Everyone she meets is sure to get off when he gets on her fast track to triumphant satisfaction.

The Mighty Van Halen "Unchained" in Oakland 1981

Country Fashion Victims: The Wilburn Brothers, 1974

The only reason mens shorts have front pockets.

Vintage Ad: Ringo Starr for Craig Car Stereos, 1978

Every now and then, what can you say? Just wow.

Van Halen Memorial Day, 1983