Sunday, February 26, 2023

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

Take a good look--he’s a legendary mustachioed adventurer answering the call of the wild. A fearless aviator flying his boss 1969 310 P Cessna (well equipt with state of the art Continental IO-470-VO engines & kick-ass ventral fin), he’s the handsome guy next door that women go crazy for, and with the strange exception of dobermans, dogs just love him too. Wearing a ribbed turtleneck, stag wool sweater, action slacks & custom Dingo boots, this studly Magnum carries with him, some extremely precious cargo—a duffle bag packed with a pound of the finest marijuana ever harvested, and an absolutely priceless bottle of 1926 Macallan Scotch. Surely this cold, yet cozy ski weekend will never be forgotten, but it’s ironic that the Paco Camino Man will eventually settle in tropical Oahu, Hawaii, working as a private investigator while crashing in the guest house at Robin Masters estate.