KISS Thursday: KISS conquers Cadillac, Michigan 1975

KISS destroys eardrums and turns townsfolk into bloodthirsty Satan worshippers.

Bullshit or Not! April 28, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. I Monster, A Dense Swarm of Ancient Stars
2. Velcro Snaps, Button Your Zipper
3. Manticore, Bowels Of The Holy Anoint Us In Evil
4. Duplicitous Douchbag, Scum Sucking Liguistic Crudball
5. Johnny Tetherball, King Of The Day Camp Playground
6. Selfish Cunt, English Chamber Music
7. Milk Thief, Lactose Intolerance
8. The Space Sluts, Cosmic Whores Totally Doing The Universe
9. Edguy, Fucking With Fuck
10. The Green Pajamas, Poison In The Russian Room

Legit!
1. I Monster, A Dense Swarm of Ancient Stars
3. Manticore, Bowels Of The Holy Anoint Us In Evil
6. Selfish Cunt, English Chamber Music
9. Edguy, Fucking With Fuck
10. The Green Pajamas, Poison In The Russian Room

Bullshit!
2. Velcro Snaps, Button Your Zipper
4. Duplicitous Douchbag, Scum Sucking Liguistic Crudball
5. Johnny Tetherball, King Of The Day Camp Playground
7. Milk Thief, Lactose Intolerance
8. The Space Sluts, Cosmic Whores Totally Doing The Universe

Damn fine reading material. Gentle Tyrant, 1973

Vintage Ad: Seagram's VO Canadian Whisky, 1970

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Damn fine listening material: Klaus Wunderlich, 1979

KISS Thursday. Listless front row filled with bewildered idiots.

Vintage Ad: J&B Scotch, 1973

Bullshit or Not! April 21, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Clutchy Hopkins Meets Lord Kenjamin, Music Is My Medicine
2. Omnipresent Bitchslap, Knowledge Beatdown
3. Infected Disarray, Disseminating Obscenity
4. Trout Fishing In America, My Name Is Chicken Joe
5. Malevolent Short Order Cooks, Eat Crap And Die
6. Skinflute Camp Magician, Poof! You’re Gay!
7. The Insomniacs, At Least I’m Not With You
8. Chainsaw Dissection, Eviscerated By A Ravenous Cannibal
9. Deadbeat Banker, Writing Checks You Can’t Cash
10. Bumba Dida, Bumba Dida, Happy Trails To You

Legit!
1. Clutchy Hopkins Meets Lord Kenjamin, Music Is My Medicine
3. Infected Disarray, Disseminating Obscenity
4. Trout Fishing In America, My Name Is Chicken Joe
7. The Insomniacs, At Least I’m Not With You
8. Chainsaw Dissection, Eviscerated By A Ravenous Cannibal

Bullshit!
2. Omnipresent Bitchslap, Knowledge Beatdown
5. Malevolent Short Order Cooks, Eat Crap And Die
6. Skinflute Camp Magician, Poof! You’re Gay!
9. Deadbeat Banker, Writing Checks You Can’t Cash
10. Bumba Dida, Bumba Dida, Happy Trails To You

Dewey Cox learns about smoking reefers

This hilarious scene from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story is an instant classic. Drummer Sam (Tim Meadows) does a rather poor job warning dimwitted 'smell-blind' Dewey (John C. Reilly) about the dangers of marijuana. The cute brunette reefer girl is hot newcomer Odette Yustman (October Road, Cloverfield).