Summer Ride: 1964 Pontiac GTO

R.I.P Martin Mull

Decadent Smut: Christina's Need, 1983

 

Lynda Carter circa 1973

R.I.P. Carl Weathers

Fun Fact. After Carl was cut from the Raiders, he used to babysit me & my little sister.

Winter snow outside the front door, 1970.

The world is yours until the end. Say hello to my little friend!

Babe. Slip on your shoes & grab your bag, the driver is waiting.

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s your boogeyman, turn him on. Hey, The Shape may not have any social skills, but he’s a real cutup with the ladies. Sadly, there may be some deep-seated stalking issues from stabbing his sister to death on Halloween night in her bedroom 15 years ago. Confined to a sanitarium since the incident, he’s decided to come home for Halloween. So really, is it his fault he stole a car and broke into a hardware store to steal a Shatner mask and some sharp knives? People need those things. His only other faux pas was maybe knifing a few horny teenagers and digging up his sister’s headstone from the cemetery and placing it on a bed with the corpse of a teenage slut. The Paco Camino Man. He can survive any injury, endure terrible film sequels, and put up with imitators like Camp Crystal Lake’s Jason Voorhees and that bum Freddy Krueger from down on Elm Street.

Truckin' Trading Card #9

Sharp 1974 Ford van features vinyl roof with rack, Super Scoop, molded flares, Hooker headers, side pipes, Cragar mags. Interior sports wood paneling, carpet, cabinets, high back swivel seats, ice box, custom engine cover with snack tray, octagon steering wheel and CB radio.