R.I.P George Michael

All I Want For Christmas

R.I.P. Sharon Jones

The Unimpressed Voter.

You've Elected to Grab America by the Pussy.

The back cover of the Winter 1980 MAD Super Special.

The Haunted House on the Hill

October Surprise Party

R.I.P. Arnold Palmer

Damn Fine Reading Material: Gore and Igor, 1972.

Digging through the postcard archives.

The latest model in cars.

This summer has taken a strange turn.

Summertime in Vegas, 1970.

You know, my unpaid internship down at the wharf has been a royal fucking pain in the ass this summer.

Way ahead of his time. The Paco Camino Man.

Richard Berg, Hired Gun.

Yankee Doodle!

What's in Your Vault?

R.I.P. Muhammad Ali

Temperatures Warmer Than Expected This Weekend.

This Summer I'm Getting a Wet Phone!

Decadent Smut: Nicole's Love Cruise, 1983

Come aboard the Nicole, the world's most fabulous luxury yacht. At the helm is none other than Nicole herself, who finds erotic adventure in every port. From the marvels of Manhattan to the teahouses of Taipei, from pirates on the prowl to the bullfighters of Barcelona, Nicole enjoys all the pleasures that her liberated life has to offer. Last call! The Nicole waits at the pier. And Nicole longs for your touch...

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

"What’s wrong with two’s? Noah believed in two’s. I had to learn to squeeze through that 'hole' as you call it, for my future. It was serious business. I had to learn to walk and lean on air. I had to learn to listen to the rhythm inside my body. I had to learn to push myself—see how far I could go. I had my dreams then just like Tyrone has his."

Film: The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, 1979.
Song: "(Do it, Do it) No One Does it Better," The Spinners

Vintage Ad: Ronrico Rum, 1966

Sometimes it Snows in April. R.I.P. Prince

TGIF: Jeannie & Frannie, 1978

An-Tiki Collectables and Books

Decadent Smut. Two and Two, 1970.

Eat Your Heart Out

When the brown acid kicked in on us Valentine's night..

Vintage Ad: h.i.s clothing, 1969

The Robby Benson Wet Dream Starter Kit.

R.I.P. Maurice White

Top 10 Hottest Baby Names for Girls in 2016!

Mildred 
Beulah 
Gladys 
Beatrice 
Agnes 
Mabel 
Bertha 
Joyce 
Gertrude 
Eunice 
Blanche

R.I.P. Abe Vigoda

Faking Country & Western Music for the Good of the World.

Decadent Smut: Couples, 1986

Oh dear, Mick's next..

Endured watching The Revenant last night. It should have been called "The Man Who Couldn't Catch a Fucking Break."

R.I.P. David Bowie

Things to do this year.