Bullshit or Not! May 12, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Overkill, Fuck You And Then Some
2. Autopsy Torment, 7th Ritual For The Darkest Soul Of Hell
3. Bone Gnawer, Feast of Flesh
4. Cock Sparrer, Here We Stand
5. Those Who Bring The Torture, Tank Gasmask Ammo
6. Burial Hordes, War Revenge And Total Annihilation
7. Suicidal Winds, Chaos Rising
8. Axis Powers, Marching Towards Destruction
9. Pop Evil, Lipstick On The Mirror
10. Hellveto, Neoheresy
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Legit!
1. Overkill, Fuck You And Then Some
2. Autopsy Torment, 7th Ritual For The Darkest Soul Of Hell
3. Bone Gnawer, Feast of Flesh
4. Cock Sparrer, Here We Stand
5. Those Who Bring The Torture, Tank Gasmask Ammo
6. Burial Hordes, War Revenge And Total Annihilation
7. Suicidal Winds, Chaos Rising
8. Axis Powers, Marching Towards Destruction
9. Pop Evil, Lipstick On The Mirror
10. Hellveto, Neoheresy

Bullshit!
Sorry if you actually picked out five bullshit albums, but I swear these are all legit!

Happy Mother's Day!

Here's a shout out to moms everywhere who let kids eat watermelon right out the fridge.

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Decadent Smut: Christina’s Island, 1982

From London to Paris, from Stockholm to Sydney, from Athens to Tel Aviv, legendary beauty Christian van Bell assembles the cast of her greatest romantic production ever: the creation of her own tropical paradise. Driven by her ambitious desires, Christina passionately presides over the dramatic development of a torrid Caribbean playground as erotic as it is exotic.

KISS Thursday: KISS Fever Strikes Student

A high school English teacher friend of ours found this KISS drawing left behind after class. Imagine her horror discovering 'Rock and Roll' was misspelled 'Rock and Role.'

Bullshit or Not! May 5, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Pink Mountaintops, Outside Love
2. Sleepytime Farm Revue, The Cows On The Bus Go Moo and Moo
3. Prostitute Disfigurement, Descendants Of Depravity
4. Acid Drinkers, Fishdick
5. Condemnable Contempt, Don’t Forget Your Angry Facial Comes Wednesday
6. Stinkle, What Kind Of Soul Am I?
7. Warp II, I Don’t Want To Go To Heaven As Long As They Have Vulcans In Hell
8. Alabaster Moonglow, Dark Chocolate Basement Storage
9. Sickle Cell Anemia, Never Felt Better
10. Assemble Head In Sunburst Sound, When Sweet Sleep Returned

Legit!
1. Pink Mountaintops, Outside Love
3. Prostitute Disfigurement, Descendants Of Depravity
4. Acid Drinkers, Fishdick
7. Warp II, I Don’t Want To Go To Heaven As Long As They Have Vulcans In Hell
10. Assemble Head In Sunburst Sound, When Sweet Sleep Returned

Bullshit!
2. Sleepytime Farm Revue, The Cows On The Bus Go Moo and Moo
5. Condemnable Contempt, Don’t Forget Your Angry Facial Comes Wednesday
6. Stinkle, What Kind Of Soul Am I?
8. Alabaster Moonglow, Dark Chocolate Basement Storage
9. Sickle Cell Anemia, Never Felt Better

R.I.P. Dom DeLuise aka Captain Chaos

Been a cop long? Hilarious.

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s cooler than you could fucking imagine and collects more pussy than an inner city animal shelter. Luring foxy chicks with his killer Vitalis hair, poisonous lips, rock star Aviators and nut sack accentuating dress slacks, the Paco Camino Man always attracts hot tail at wild backstage parties. Now don’t hate this ladykiller because he’s totally hung & beautiful, but seriously, he makes the average guy look like a street bum with a shrinkage problem. Smoking primo joints rolled with rare ivory tusk papers, the Paco Camino Man can sometimes upset the herd by wearing fur and Ted Nugent endangered underwear (which barely contains his King of the Jungle). Try sucking on that PETA.

Decadent Smut: Jennifer: Book Three, 1982

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