KISS Thursday. Listless front row filled with bewildered idiots.

Vintage Ad: J&B Scotch, 1973

Bullshit or Not! April 21, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Clutchy Hopkins Meets Lord Kenjamin, Music Is My Medicine
2. Omnipresent Bitchslap, Knowledge Beatdown
3. Infected Disarray, Disseminating Obscenity
4. Trout Fishing In America, My Name Is Chicken Joe
5. Malevolent Short Order Cooks, Eat Crap And Die
6. Skinflute Camp Magician, Poof! You’re Gay!
7. The Insomniacs, At Least I’m Not With You
8. Chainsaw Dissection, Eviscerated By A Ravenous Cannibal
9. Deadbeat Banker, Writing Checks You Can’t Cash
10. Bumba Dida, Bumba Dida, Happy Trails To You

Legit!
1. Clutchy Hopkins Meets Lord Kenjamin, Music Is My Medicine
3. Infected Disarray, Disseminating Obscenity
4. Trout Fishing In America, My Name Is Chicken Joe
7. The Insomniacs, At Least I’m Not With You
8. Chainsaw Dissection, Eviscerated By A Ravenous Cannibal

Bullshit!
2. Omnipresent Bitchslap, Knowledge Beatdown
5. Malevolent Short Order Cooks, Eat Crap And Die
6. Skinflute Camp Magician, Poof! You’re Gay!
9. Deadbeat Banker, Writing Checks You Can’t Cash
10. Bumba Dida, Bumba Dida, Happy Trails To You

Dewey Cox learns about smoking reefers

This hilarious scene from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story is an instant classic. Drummer Sam (Tim Meadows) does a rather poor job warning dimwitted 'smell-blind' Dewey (John C. Reilly) about the dangers of marijuana. The cute brunette reefer girl is hot newcomer Odette Yustman (October Road, Cloverfield).

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s a pistol packing pedal pusher slipstreaming hot chicks messy Fudgesicles. Cruising the park for highly impressionable fat bottomed girls, this horny cycling stud easily breaks away from the pack wearing a clean-fitted, ribbed (for her pleasure) comfort cotton wifebeater tank, burgundy stretch sport trousers (with classic leather belt) and casual Topsiders sans socks. The Paco Camino Man--combine his irresistible charm and hot child in the city looks with a cocksure stamina to force the pace and go the distance, and this freewheeling lothario will victoriously ride you double on his ten-speed back to his bachelor pad for some sweaty French touring. If you catch his drift.

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KISS Thursday. "I Stole Your Love" live Houston 1977

Bullshit or Not! April 14, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Agorapocalypse
2. Ten Pounds Of Cheese, The Ocean Is Nothing But A Fish Toilet
3. Little Douche Coupe, A Celebration of Cars and Vaginal Cleanliness
4. Meat Raffle Road, Eaten By Crows
5. Putrid Squalor, Festering Hellhole Of Stench
6. Wet Paint, It Rots
7. Holy Crap, Farting For God
8. Slim Salty, Slim Salty’s Nuckin’ Futz
9. Crippled Black Phoenix, 200 Tons Of Bad Luck
10.Brontosaurus Chorus, You’ve Created A Monster

Legit!
1. Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Agorapocalypse
4. Meat Raffle Road, Eaten By Crows
6. Wet Paint, It Rots
9. Crippled Black Phoenix, 200 Tons Of Bad Luck
10. Brontosaurus Chorus, You’ve Created A Monster

Bullshit!
2. Ten Pounds Of Cheese, The Ocean Is Nothing But A Fish Toilet
3. Little Douche Coupe, A Celebration of Cars and Vaginal Cleanliness
5. Putrid Squalor, Festering Hellhole Of Stench
7. Holy Crap, Farting For God
8. Slim Salty, Slim Salty’s Nuckin’ Futz

R.I.P. Marilyn Chambers

Happy Easter! (cue creepy science music)