Friday, April 10, 2009

Thursday, April 09, 2009

The Amazing Polaroid SX-70

And now, a compact folding electronically controlled motor-driven single lens reflex camera, capable of focusing from infinity down to ten inches has been developed to exploit integral self-processing film units, which when exposed, are automatically ejected from the camera with no parts to peel or discard, blah blah blah..

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Kurt Cobain would have thought this was funny. Maybe.

Fifteen years ago today, Kurt Cobain was found dead in a garage on his property, apparently overdosing on heroin and blowing his head off with a shotgun. At the time, it was strangely devastating. However a good friend and coworker, upon hearing the news proceeded to draw this shockingly perfect doodle in a matter of minutes on a piece of scrap paper. I immediately snapped it into the back of my Nirvana Unplugged CD jewel case where it’s been ever since. Jim Bliss, where are you man?

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Bullshit or Not! April 7, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Casiotone For The Painfully Alone, Vs. Children
2. Various Artists, Shout At The Dobro: A Bluegrass Tribute To Motley Crue
3. The Sex Presleys, God Save The King
4. Pussy Magnet, Dicks of Steel
5. Wumpscut, Fuckit
6. Hair Pie, Now You See It Now You Don’t
7. Incontenible Banda Astilleros, Hencho a Mano
8. Pulling Boogers, Quick Pick Flick & Stick
9. Pink And Lincolns, Suck And Bloat
10. Fat Girls, Whale Sandwich

Legit!
1. Casiotone For The Painfully Alone, Vs. Children
3. The Sex Presleys, God Save The King
5. Wumpscut, Fuckit
7. Incontenible Banda Astilleros, Hencho a Mano
9. Pink And Lincolns, Suck And Bloat

Bullshit!
2. Various Artists, Shout At The Dobro: A Bluegrass Tribute To Motley Crue
4. Pussy Magnet, Dicks of Steel
6. Hair Pie, Now You See It Now You Don’t
8. Pulling Boogers, Quick Pick Flick & Stick
10. Fat Girls, Whale Sandwich

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Wednesday, April 01, 2009