WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s a badass English bloke reveling in decadent biker squalor. Kicking back with a case of Carlsberg Special Brew Talls his stoner bud Otto brought over, The Paco Camino Man relaxes after a tough day in a Brixton bar whistling at hot chicks and even playing some grab-ass. By relaxing, he means reading the newspaper, blasting Motorhead & Angel Witch records at high volumes and hanging with his roughrider lady friend Charlotte who’s looking fine as always in her tight designer jeans, high heels and rockin’ Girlschool t-shirt. The Paco Camino Man: confident enough to hang a Charles & Diana picture on the wall, yet unafraid to kick the shit out of anyone who has a problem with him leaving greasy chopper parts and metal albums all over the floor.

Vintage Ad: Passport Scotch, 1971

Watch You Squirm: Plasmatics live at Pier 62

Vintage Porn poster: Casting Call, 1972

Coming to America: Eddie and Alex Van Halen 1962

February 1962: Alex Arthur Van Halen (left, 8) and Edward Lodewijk Van Halen (right, 7) with their parents Jan and Eugenia on a boat heading to New York City from Amsterdam, Holland. Five years later in a Pasadena, California living room, Eddie Van Halen picked up a guitar and Alex took up the drums. The rest is rock history.

Chervona Ruta - Marichka: Червона Рута - Маричка 1975

Vintage Ad: Nunn Bush shoes & boots, 1972

Toys in the Attic

Donny and Marie have come to eat your souls.

Vintage Ad: Black Velvet Whisky, 1976

In case you were wondering, yes that's Cheryl Tiegs.

Musical Porn: Led Zeppelin, In My Time of Dying live 1975

New Year's Resolution: Learn to Play Piano