He’s a rockin' New Year’s Eve stud that’s gonna party like it’s 1979. But regardless of year (or even decade), every night seems special when the Paco Camino Man is on the scene. Strutting through the world’s most exclusive nightclubs with his classic good looks, cocksure attitude and fine ass tuxedos, this playboy sex panther always brings the hottest babes back to his lavish mansion estate. Sure it’s nearly four o'clock in the morning, but for the Paco Camino Man, the evening’s just getting started.
Saturday, December 31, 2011
WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?
He’s a rockin' New Year’s Eve stud that’s gonna party like it’s 1979. But regardless of year (or even decade), every night seems special when the Paco Camino Man is on the scene. Strutting through the world’s most exclusive nightclubs with his classic good looks, cocksure attitude and fine ass tuxedos, this playboy sex panther always brings the hottest babes back to his lavish mansion estate. Sure it’s nearly four o'clock in the morning, but for the Paco Camino Man, the evening’s just getting started.
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Friday, December 23, 2011
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Thursday, December 08, 2011
Monday, December 05, 2011
Sunday, December 04, 2011
Friday, December 02, 2011
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Friday, November 25, 2011
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Decadent Smut: Christina's Quest, 1976
Elegant millionairess Christina van Bell discovers that her first affair is a mere aperitif to an international banquet of sensual pleasures. The feast is both lavish and lascivious as Christina travels first-class around the world to learn the identity of the most important lover in her life.Drink and drugs had blurred the identity of Christina's first lover at that chic New York coctail party, but nothing could dim the ecstasy of the sexual experience. Now, years later, obsessed by the memory of that supreme pleasure, Christina is determined to find the one person who had once satisfied her so completely.
Saturday, November 19, 2011
WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?
Oh he’s found Nemo all right. Using his deep maritime experience (from taming bearded clams to hunting down and killing a vindictive white whale), he’s now making waves in the oceanography community as the inventor of a gigantic penis pump named the Blowfish. Really now, this guy makes Troy McClure’s fish fetish look all wet. Steve Zissou & Aquaman think he’s a total freak of nature, and Jacques Cousteau must be rolling in his Davey Jones’ locker at the thought of the Paco Camino Man smoking coral reefers and conducting the first ever fish four-way with two sexy scuba assistants.
Friday, November 18, 2011
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Friday, November 11, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
Thursday, October 06, 2011
Monday, October 03, 2011
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Friday, September 09, 2011
Monday, September 05, 2011
Thursday, September 01, 2011
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Decadent Smut: The Big Snatch, 1974
Her L.U.S.T. mission is to capture the plans for the takeover of Thailand. Using her thighs to impress the Thais, Eve goes to Bangkok--and gets all she wants! Uncovering The Big Snatch is right up Eve's alley and she loves every minute of it!
Monday, August 22, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?
Out on the town entertaining two foxy ladies at Café de Flore in Saint-Germain-des-Prés, The Paco Camino Man makes Ron Burgundy look like a foreign street bum. A wise man once wrote, “White is a victorious color, whether the situation is physical or intellectual.” Following Cool Fucker protocol, the Paco Camino Man triumphantly dons a white flannel jacket and Shantung trousers from Andre Balzac, wears sweet Charles Jourdan black & white patent leather shoes, and accessorizes with a Cerruti silk tie and custom handkerchief by Charvet. Rocking the shit out of the latest imported NYC fashions, the Paco Camino Man is not only fashion fierce, but he's a card-carrying master practitioner of gentlemanly sexual & social graces in any country or territory.
Saturday, August 06, 2011
Decadent Smut: Christina’s Hunger, 1977
AN EXOTIC FEAST OF SEXUAL INDULGENCE ~ Sexy, wealthy
Christina van Bell, as wanton as she is wanted, indulges herself in a gourmet's
feast of sensual pleasures as she reigns over a fabulous penthouse restaurant
in Manhattan--seducing her international admirers with a cuisine of such
elegance that it is surpassed only by herself.
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
Friday, July 29, 2011
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Sunday, July 17, 2011
WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?
He’s fucking nailing the entrance to his 25th high school reunion. One thing's damn certain---he’s aged amazingly well. And his stunning wife looks exactly as she did when they first met as teen extras during the filming of Valley Girl. But back to tonight. Arriving in style, the Paco Camino Man is impeccably dressed in a raw silk dinner jacket and a cooling cotton, wing-collared formal shirt with killer front pin tucks. She’s wearing 'Glamorous Life,' a sexy, low-cut, gold lamé dress from the funky Sheila E. Collection. Almost like a movie, he’s a lock to win the Tom Cruise look-alike contest and no longer needs to borrow girls underpants to fake-prove he scored with some fully aged sophomore meat. Ever the romantic stud, the Paco Camino Man earlier today sax-serenaded his wife on the hood of his black 1967 restored Camaro parked at home plate at Dodger Stadium, and later tonight, the sexy couple will stop by Spicoli’s mansion for a smoke. In the morning, they'll all head on over to London to jam with The Stones!
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Thursday, July 07, 2011
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Monday, June 06, 2011
WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?
He’s a thrill-seeking pussy magnet with a hard-on for Baja desert sailing. No doubt, he just loves getting blown. By warm, stiff winds of course. Why, what're you thinking? Oh sure, he gets plenty of that too. In fact, his gear stick is often so wet, he has to spend time in the arid desert just to keep his massive erections in harmonious balance with nature. Women don’t call him ‘Kickstand’ for nothing—he’s certainly in no danger of ever tipping over when he’s totally stoked. Speeding over the cracked desert floor with hot chicks in his lap really puts the wind in his sails, and for this handsome Paco Camino Man, he’s about to successfully circumnavigate yet another fantastic voyage.