WHAT SORT OF WOMAN READS PACO CAMINO?

She’s a wet dream swimsuit model. A sun-worshipping goddess so incredibly hot and sexy, she can’t even keep her bikini top on. Lovingly lavished by warm rays of tropical sunshine and intoxicating ocean breezes, you can almost taste the cocoa butter massaged deep into her flawless, nubile skin. Those exotic doe eyes. Those pouty lips innocently parted by her soft fingers. That insanely awesome body. Auuughhh. The Paco Camino Woman. Credited with generating once a year interest in sports mags, she’s also responsible for lengthening frequent trips to the bathroom by teenage boys.