He’s a kickass film director with more balls than a drunk Hollywood stuntman. Every day he tells producers and writers to go fuck themselves with all their stupid bullshit. So what if he’s directing an outer space disaster flick set in the year 3011? If he wants to substitute an old-timey stagecoach bank robbery involving a naked brothel wench taking an outdoor sponge bath in an antique tub, he’ll freaking do it. Ever the genius script revisionist, he’ll also film a Lincoln assassination sequence complete with skateboard sword fight in a 1960’s Play-Doh factory. Laugh now, but come next award season, the Paco Camino Man will be collecting some serious hardware, but tonight, he’ll wield a different kind of hardware with a wet & sexy movie extra.
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