The following handwritten letter was recently discovered crumpled on the cool marble steps of McKinley Hall:

Dear Lisa,

Do you think it’s possible to catch swine flu from eating infected mad cow beef patties? How about French kissing sketchy Mexican street food vendors who’ve tested positive for a rare rubella virus strain? Even if they’re all hardcore intravenous drug users? That reminds me, have you tried on Ebola Jeans yet? They’ve got the best ads--“Ebola Jeans--Don’t worry, you’ll fit in them soon enough!” Wait, maybe I misspelled it wrong. Hey did you know that when people age, they get older? Because conversely on the other hand you have to look at the flip side for a different perspective on a new angle. I didn’t.

I'm pretty sure it's conceivable to catch legionnaires disease from girl scouts,

Kristin

Song of the Day:

Eels, “Fresh Blood”