Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Bullshit or Not! April 14, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Agorapocalypse
2. Ten Pounds Of Cheese, The Ocean Is Nothing But A Fish Toilet
3. Little Douche Coupe, A Celebration of Cars and Vaginal Cleanliness
4. Meat Raffle Road, Eaten By Crows
5. Putrid Squalor, Festering Hellhole Of Stench
6. Wet Paint, It Rots
7. Holy Crap, Farting For God
8. Slim Salty, Slim Salty’s Nuckin’ Futz
9. Crippled Black Phoenix, 200 Tons Of Bad Luck
10.Brontosaurus Chorus, You’ve Created A Monster

Legit!
1. Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Agorapocalypse
4. Meat Raffle Road, Eaten By Crows
6. Wet Paint, It Rots
9. Crippled Black Phoenix, 200 Tons Of Bad Luck
10. Brontosaurus Chorus, You’ve Created A Monster

Bullshit!
2. Ten Pounds Of Cheese, The Ocean Is Nothing But A Fish Toilet
3. Little Douche Coupe, A Celebration of Cars and Vaginal Cleanliness
5. Putrid Squalor, Festering Hellhole Of Stench
7. Holy Crap, Farting For God
8. Slim Salty, Slim Salty’s Nuckin’ Futz

1 comment:

  1. Dick Lawrence11:57 AM

    Hey.... The Meat Raffle Road album is called "Eaten by Crows" because there's a song on it called "Eaten by Crows" which I wrote because one morning I looked out the window and there was a goddamn crow eating a dead rabbit right at the foot of a 3-foot tall rabbit statue I have out there for some reason...Looked most peculiar... just saying. Long sentence.

    Dick Lawrence, MRR

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