WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

All he needs are some tasty waves, cool buzz, and he’s fine. Bummed there’s no birthday party waiting for him in Mr. Hand’s American History class, he’s nevertheless an eloquent speaker. “What Jefferson was saying was, hey, you know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?” A stoned emperor that saved Brooke Shields from drowning and used the reward money hiring Van Halen to play his real birthday party, danger is his business. And after doing battle with some humongous waves and calling rival surfers Mark “Cutback” Davis and Bob “Jungle Death” Gerard fags, he also aware that people on ludes should not drive. So what’s next for this Paco Camino Man? "Mick and I are going to wing on over to London and jam with the Stones! And you can come too!"