Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Signs of Reverse Dyslexia:

When you least expect it, reverse dyslexia can strike anyone, of any intelligence at anytime. Let’s say you’re moderating a discussion group on the broken laws of thermodynamics superceding advanced science initiatives that inadvertently perpetuate a new breed of supervillianism.

A reverse dyslexic might look at the same sentence on the teleprompter and think, “Shit, someone lost my dry cleaning? I’m fucked. Oh wait, I’m leading a discussion on the broken laws of thermodynamics superceding advanced science initiatives that perpetuate a new breed of supervillianism. Get it together man! Remember, you’re going out for drinks later with Parker Posey and her posse!”

Reverse dyslexia can be a real bitch!

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