Friday, May 24, 2013

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

Lured hook, line and sinker by his untamed eyebrows, perfect mane of run-your-fingers-through-it-hair and casual beach bum threads that say “Jimmy Buffett and Magnum P.I. ain’t got shit on me,” the Paco Camino Man reels in two hotties with his environmentally sexy catch & release program. Angling for a three way, nervous giggles abound trying to handle a slippery foot-long trouser trout that would make Led Zeppelin groupies snap red. Judging by the impressive length of his pole (and custom fishing rod), the Paco Camino Man has a whale of a weekend in store. And that’s no fish story.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

R.I.P. Chuck Muncie

"The super ones like Chuck Muncie, who I think potentially is the greatest player in the game. Muncie has to be a superman to do what he does on the field and use coke the way he does off it. I single Chuck out because I love him like a brother, and if he ever got off this stuff he would be like two Jim Browns." Don Reese