Friday, May 27, 2011

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

JackHammer
Owhh! This is Jackhammer Washington. This is W Boss Baby’s Son. The Dapper Rapper. The Ebony Whippersnapper. Whoaa, The Rhyme King forever on the scene. Aww, but the next time I see y’all, I won't be spinnin' sides, I'll be spinnin' ball. So remember, this is Jackhammer. The Windjammer. Taking a toke… (inhales deeply) (Chance of a Lifetime)…dig my smoke (yeah). Starring alongside NBA great Julius Erving and astrologist Stockard Channing in the cult basketball flick, The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, Jackhammer Washington is the soul brother Paco Camino Man.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Monday, May 09, 2011

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

golfaWith my full head of shaggy windblown hair, perfect smile and smoking threads (including my plaid sweater vest and polyester never-crease stretch pants) the chicks totally dig me. Even Carrie back there on the cart with Herb—she’d ditch him in a second to go out with me. That’s cool, but I’ve got Betty here, who by the way is looking super foxy in her fitted blouse, functional skort and hot pastel knee socks. And oh yeah, that sporty green scarf will come in handy later (nudge, nudge). Hey bud, get ready for some serious night-putting because you’re reading Paco Camino.