Never can say goodbye.

The King of Pop has died. RIP Michael Jackson

Before the nose jobs, skin bleaching, and fetish for young boys, Michael Jackson was the coolest fucker on the planet that could sing and dance better than anyone. Ever.

There's no laughing today. RIP Farrah Fawcett

Video Flashback: Meatballs, 1979

Program director Jerry Aldini nicely justifies Camp Mohawk's $1,000 a week price tag.

Vintage Ad: Ah Men Jumpsuits, 1977

Bullshit or Not! June 23, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Goblin, Il Fantastico Viaggio del Bagarozzo Mark
2. Vomitus, Barf You To Hell
3. Øresund Space Collective, Good Planets Are Hard To Find
4. Tickle Torture, It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Dies From Laughing
5. Cancerslug, Tales From A Butcher
6. Pussywink, The Cat With One Good Eye
7. Miles Long, Master Schlong
8. Death Cave, Stare Into The Final Abyss
9. Kitty In The Casket, Horror Express
10. Goatwhore, Carving Out The Eyes Of God

Legit!
1. Goblin, Il Fantastico Viaggio del Bagarozzo Mark
3. Øresund Space Collective, Good Planets Are Hard To Find
5. Cancerslug, Tales From A Butcher
9. Kitty In The Casket, Horror Express
10. Goatwhore, Carving Out The Eyes Of God

Bullshit!
2. Vomitus, Barf You To Hell
4. Tickle Torture, It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Dies From Laughing
6. Pussywink, The Cat With One Good Eye
7. Miles Long, Master Schlong
8. Death Cave, Stare Into The Final Abyss

Urgh! A Music War. Surf Punks, "My Beach" live 1980

Damn fine listen: Sneakers & Lace, Skateboardin' USA

1978 vinyl artifact. Sounds like the Mamas and the Pappas meet ABBA. On skateboards.

Decadent Smut: The Wholesome Hooker, 1973

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WTF Video: Hot Blood, "Soul Dracula" 1975

Bullshit or Not! June 16, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Major Lazer, Guns Don’t Kill People…Lazers Do
2. Titmouse & Catbutt, Waking Up Behind Dumpsters Is Getting Old
3. Logical Positivism, I’ll Never Understand This Empirical Shit
4. Red Elvises, Drinking With Jesus
5. Fatcat & Fishface, Songs For Horrible Children
6. Various Artists, Halitosis: A Hall & Oates Tribute to Bad Breath
7. D Hole, Cuan Alpinus
8. Super Thug, Street Beatdown
9. The Sippy Cups, The Time Machine
10. Spinal Tap, Back From The Dead

Legit!
1. Major Lazer, Guns Don’t Kill People…Lazers Do
4. Red Elvises, Drinking With Jesus
5. Fatcat & Fishface, Songs For Horrible Children
9. The Sippy Cups, The Time Machine
10. Spinal Tap, Back From The Dead

Bullshit!
2. Titmouse & Catbutt, Waking Up Behind Dumpsters Is Getting Old
3. Logical Positivism, I’ll Never Understand This Empirical Shit
6. Various Artists, Halitosis: A Hall & Oates Tribute to Bad Breath
7. D Hole, Cuan Alpinus
8. Super Thug, Street Beatdown

The ABC Sunday Night Movie

Vintage Ad: Landlubber clothing, 1972

Decadent Smut: The Man From Planet X, 1975

KISS Thursday: "Watching You" live San Francisco Jan, 1975

Vintage Ad: Chrysler Marine, 1979

Chrysler powerboats, sailboats and Tiger outboards? What could possibly go wrong?

Video Flashback: Flesh Gordon, 1974

Announcer disclaimer: "Not to be confused with the original Flash Gordon." Well, duh.

Bullshit or Not! June 9, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Hoods, Pit Beast
2. Piss Garden, Golden Showers Bring May Flowers
3. Krikor And Dead Hillbillies, God Will Break It All
4. Chicks On Speed, Cutting The Edge
5. Twat Banjo, Mouth Harp Blues
6. Various Artists, The Beat Cops: The Reggae Tribute to The Police
7. Robo Scorpion, Detonate Upon Detonation
8. Darkness Dynamite, The Astonishing Fury of Mankind
9. Sweetbottom Starbooty, Now That’s Some Ass You Can Eat
10. Gras Och Stenar Trad, Homeless Cats

Legit!
1. Hoods, Pit Beast
3. Krikor And Dead Hillbillies, God Will Break It All
4. Chicks On Speed, Cutting The Edge
8. Darkness Dynamite, The Astonishing Fury of Mankind
10. Gras Och Stenar Trad, Homeless Cats

Bullshit!
2. Piss Garden, Golden Showers Bring May Flowers
5. Twat Banjo, Mouth Harp Blues
6. Various Artists, The Beat Cops: The Reggae Tribute to The Police
7. Robo Scorpion, Detonate Upon Detonation
9. Sweetbottom Starbooty, Now That’s Some Ass You Can Eat

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

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Vintage Ad: Windsor Canadian Whisky, 1977

Family

Family, originally uploaded by Ben Pearce.

KISS Thursday: Love Gun TV Commercial 1977

The Professional Gentleman of Leisure

Bullshit or Not! June 2, 2009 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Gucey Guce Doe Boy, I Got That Cake Mix!
2. Seal Cub Clubbing Club, From Rotting Fantasylands
3. Trash Brats, Out Of The Closet
4. Funeric Nocturnum, Pure Satanic Blasphemy
5. Iwrestledabearonce, It’s All Happening
6. Slough Feg, Ape Uprising
7. Acid Mothers Temple, Are We Experimental?
8. Scent Of Flesh, Deform In Torture
9. Gorgeous Drop Dead, The Hot N’ Heavy
10. Stolen Babies, There Be Squabbles Ahead
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Legit!
1. Gucey Guce Doe Boy, I Got That Cake Mix!
2. Seal Cub Clubbing Club, From Rotting Fantasylands
3. Trash Brats, Out Of The Closet
4. Funeric Nocturnum, Pure Satanic Blasphemy
5. Iwrestledabearonce, It’s All Happening
6. Slough Feg, Ape Uprising
7. Acid Mothers Temple, Are We Experimental?
8. Scent Of Flesh, Deform In Torture
9. Gorgeous Drop Dead, The Hot N’ Heavy
10. Stolen Babies, There Be Squabbles Ahead

Bullshit!
Sorry if you actually picked out five bullshit albums, but I swear these are all legit!