Bullshit or Not! September 30, 2008 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Bum Kon, Drunken Sex Sucks
2. Star Fucking Hipsters, Until We’re Dead
3. Dear and the Headlights, Drunk Like The Bible Times
4. Boredom Trials, Self Alienation Can Be Lonely
5. Minnesota Sex Junkies, MSJ
6. Sausage Factory, Meet the Meat
7. Moontime Serenade, Get in the Lake
8. Pudsucker, Pudsucker Proxy
9. Grady, Y.U. So Shady?
10. Stiffy, Working Us Up

Legit!
1. Bum Kon, Drunken Sex Sucks
2. Star Fucking Hipsters, Until We’re Dead
3. Dear and the Headlights, Drunk Like The Bible Times
5. Minnesota Sex Junkies, MSJ
9. Grady, Y.U. So Shady?

Bullshit!
4. Boredom Trials, Self Alienation Can Be Lonely
6. Sausage Factory, Meet the Meat
7. Moontime Serenade, Get in the Lake
8. Pudsucker, Pudsucker Proxy
10. Stiffy, Working Us Up

Vintage Ad: Salem Cigarettes, 1973

Damn fine reading material. For Men Only, 1968

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Damn fine listening material: Art Van Damme Quintet, 1955

Johnny Carson Drum Battle: Ed Shaughnessy vs. Buddy Rich

About 2 minutes in, this legendary showdown gets real good. So, who wins?

Vintage Ad: Smirnoff Vodka, 1971

Bullshit or Not! September 23, 2008 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Fanny pack, Ghetto Bootleg
2. Pidgeon, Might As Well Go Eat Worms
3. Iron Gaiden, Run Like a Girl To The Hills
4. Swallow The Sun, Plague of Butterflies
5. The Beer Spots, Raging Kegger at Steve’s
6. Crack Fu, It’s Not My Fault
7. Sperm Whale, Kill ‘Em With Kindness
8. Dr. Annihilation, The Death Scepter of Death
9. Parry Grip, Do You Like Waffles?
10. The Dirty Heads, Any Port In a Storm

Legit!
1. Fanny pack, Ghetto Bootleg
2. Pidgeon, Might As Well Go Eat Worms
4. Swallow The Sun, Plague of Butterflies
9. Parry Grip, Do You Like Waffles?
10. The Dirty Heads, Any Port In a Storm

Bullshit!
3. Iron Gaiden, Run Like a Girl To The Hills
5. The Beer Spots, Raging Kegger at Steve’s
6. Crack Fu, It’s Not My Fault
7. Sperm Whale, Kill ‘Em With Kindness
8. Dr. Annihilation, The Death Scepter of Death

Decadent Smut: Song For Christina, 1976

AN EROTIC NOVEL OF GLITTER AND PASSION: Beautiful heiress Christina van Bell is swept into the sensuous and magic world of music. With playful eagerness and calculated determination, she soars to new heights of eroticism in her unending search for passion and pleasure in all its myriad forms. Some might have thought that the world of rock music was beneath Christina. But as soon as she met Lenny Vance, rock music's biggest superstar, she knew she would have to have him.

Video Flashback: Just One of the Guys, 1985

Vintage Ad: Bon Jour Action Jeans, 1980

Bullshit or Not! September 16, 2008 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Arctic Hospital, Neon Veils
2. Lampshade, Because Trees Can Fly
3. Carlton Jimmypants, Sit Down and Stand Up to Laying Down
4. Locust Fudge, Royal Flush
5. Various Artists, The String Tribute to Cannibal Corpse
6. Bongfire Birthday, Contractually Obligated
7. Light Yourself On Fire, Intimacy
8. The Bombas and the Plapas, Toilet Humor
9. Scum Rats, Go Out
10. Twitchy & Flinchy, Nothing At All Like Itchy & Scratchy

Legit!
1. Arctic Hospital, Neon Veils
2. Lampshade, Because Trees Can Fly
4. Locust Fudge, Royal Flush
7. Light Yourself On Fire, Intimacy
9. Scum Rats, Go Out

Bullshit!
3. Carlton Jimmypants, Sit Down and Stand Up to Laying Down
5. Various Artists, The String Tribute to Cannibal Corpse
6. Bongfire Birthday, Contractually Obligated
8. The Bombas and the Plapas, Toilet Humor
10. Twitchy & Flinchy, Nothing At All Like Itchy & Scratchy

Bullshit or Not! September 9, 2008 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Split Decision, Undisputed Landslide Victory
2. Little Teeth, Child Bearing Man
3. Square Root Canal, The Math Dentist
4. Dagwood Bone Graft, CSI Sandwich
5. The Shaky Hands, Lunglight
6. Various Artists, The Celtic Tribute to the Lakers
7. Drive By Argument, Drive By Argument
8. Various Artists, The Celtic Tribute to Metallica
9. The Leeches, Suck On This!
10. Ensemble Oktoechos, Jubilemus Exultantes

Legit!
2. Little Teeth, Child Bearing Man
5. The Shaky Hands, Lunglight
7. Drive By Argument, Drive By Argument
8. Various Artists, The Celtic Tribute to Metallica
10. Ensemble Oktoechos, Jubilemus Exultantes

Bullshit!
1. Split Decision, Undisputed Landslide Victory
3. Square Root Canal, The Math Dentist
4. Dagwood Bone Graft, CSI Sandwich
6. Various Artists, The Celtic Tribute to the Lakers
9. The Leeches, Suck On This!

Video Flashback: Gail Palmer's Hot Legs, 1979

Slowly but surely Paco Camino is sliding exclusively into soft-core pornography.

Xaviera! An Audio Fantasy by Xaviera Hollander, 1973.

Wish you could hear the hot polyester lengths guys will go to get laid in the 70s.

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Decadent Smut: Massage Parlor Girl, 1974

Vintage Ad: Black Velvet Whisky, 1979

Yeah, that's Christie Brinkley alright.

The following handwritten letter was found crumpled up on marble steps of McKinley Hall:

Dear Lisa,

Oh my god, I’m so freaking sick. I knew I shouldn’t have licked the turnstiles at Grand Central Station and stuck my bare eyeballs on infected needles left behind from junkie prostitutes, but shit girl, I just couldn’t help myself. So now I’ve been leaking this putrid, greenish-yellow mucus out of my chaffed nose and have hocked-up tons of sticky gelatinous phlegm balls, which of course I’ve been depositing in the lone margarine container in the fridge. Uh, I told you that before, right? Because I know about your experimental all-margarine and saltine crackers diet. Only gained six pounds and a repulsive case of snot scabies, huh? Good for you! And yeah, sorry about the microwave. I thought you had one of those new Energy Star fuckulicious microwaves that can melt anvils and heat up magnetized tin foil balls made of steel iron ore. Guess not.

Is your ferret shitting in my socks again? Oh right, he died months ago. What gives?

Kristin

Song of the Day:

The Kooks, “Come On Down"

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

All he needs are some tasty waves, cool buzz, and he’s fine. Bummed there’s no birthday party waiting for him in Mr. Hand’s American History class, he’s nevertheless an eloquent speaker. “What Jefferson was saying was, hey, you know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?” A stoned emperor that saved Brooke Shields from drowning and used the reward money hiring Van Halen to play his real birthday party, danger is his business. And after doing battle with some humongous waves and calling rival surfers Mark “Cutback” Davis and Bob “Jungle Death” Gerard fags, he also aware that people on ludes should not drive. So what’s next for this Paco Camino Man? "Mick and I are going to wing on over to London and jam with the Stones! And you can come too!"

Fu Manchu: "King of the Road"

2000

No Nonsense Sheer and Silky

Mmm, so sheer and so silky!

Kiss Your Face!

Damn fine reading material. Divorce Bait!, 1949

The Lookers: New York City street dancers, 1974

Anyone know what song this is and who does it?

Vintage Ad: Winston Lights, 1977

Damn fine listening material: Franco Trincale, "La Spiaggia"