paco camino

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

2012-01-22T20:26:00.004-05:00

He’s a badass English bloke reveling in decadent biker squalor. Kicking back with a case of Carlsberg Special Brew Talls his stoner bud Otto brought over, The Paco Camino Man relaxes after a tough day in a Brixton bar whistling at hot chicks and even playing some grab-ass. By relaxing, he means reading the newspaper, blasting Motorhead & Angel Witch records at high volumes and hanging with his roughrider lady friend Charlotte who’s looking fine as always in her tight designer jeans, high heels and rockin’ Girlschool t-shirt. The Paco Camino Man: confident enough to hang a Charles & Diana picture on the wall, yet unafraid to kick the shit out of anyone who has a problem with him leaving greasy chopper parts and metal albums all over the floor.

Vintage Ad: Passport Scotch, 1971

2012-01-19T23:03:00.002-05:00

Watch You Squirm: Plasmatics live at Pier 62

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Vintage Porn poster: Casting Call, 1972

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Coming to America: Eddie and Alex Van Halen 1962

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February 1962: Alex Arthur Van Halen (left, 8) and Edward Lodewijk Van Halen (right, 7) with their parents Jan and Eugenia on a boat heading to New York City from Amsterdam, Holland. Five years later in a Pasadena, California living room, Eddie Van Halen picked up a guitar and Alex took up the drums. The rest is rock history.

Chervona Ruta - Marichka: Червона Рута - Маричка 1975

2012-01-11T20:12:00.000-05:00

Vintage Ad: Nunn Bush shoes & boots, 1972

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Toys in the Attic

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Donny and Marie have come to eat your souls.

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Vintage Ad: Black Velvet Whisky, 1976

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In case you were wondering, yes that's Cheryl Tiegs.

Musical Porn: Led Zeppelin, In My Time of Dying live 1975

2012-01-02T22:13:00.002-05:00

New Year's Resolution: Learn to Play Piano

2012-01-01T13:43:00.002-05:00

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

2011-12-31T17:27:00.000-05:00

He’s a rockin' New Year’s Eve stud that’s gonna party like it’s 1979. But regardless of year (or even decade), every night seems special when the Paco Camino Man is on the scene. Strutting through the world’s most exclusive nightclubs with his classic good looks, cocksure attitude and fine ass tuxedos, this playboy sex panther always brings the hottest babes back to his lavish mansion estate. Sure it’s nearly four o'clock in the morning, but for the Paco Camino Man, the evening’s just getting started.

Time For the Gifts to Open Their Humans!

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Vintage Ad: Lane Sweetheart Chest, 1972

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The Six Million Dollar Man Christmas Adventure

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Vintage Ad: Columbia Records and Tapes, 1970

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Merry Christmas from The Sanduskys

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Christmas Wish List: Schlitz Sweaters!

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WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

2011-12-06T21:29:00.006-05:00

Whether cross country skiing at his exclusive mountain resort or expertly anchoring an all night three-way by the fireplace, the Paco Camino Man is always there to lend a hand. Wearing ass-accentuating ski pants and a rugged hand-knit wool sweater, this outdoorsy sportsman also playfully accessorizes with kaleidoscope pattern knee socks that really show off his athletic calves. The Paco Camino Man. He has the bushwalking stamina necessary to emerge victorious in any Norwegian Birkebeineren, Swedish Vasaloppet or a good ‘ol American Tug Hill Tourathon.

Vintage Ad: Hammonton Park Clothes, 1982

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Bob & Gene. "It's not what you know (it's who you know)."

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Football Sunday. Marcus Allen, 1982

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Awesome! Johnny "Guitar" Watson live TV 1977

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Decadent Smut: Six Six Six, 1974

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Football Sunday. Earl Campbell, 1979

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Tennis Anyone?

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Vintage Ad: Chiquita Bananas, 1970

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Voulez-Vous (ABBA): Nils Landgren Funk Unit

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Sexy pillow fights are always panty optional.

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Decadent Smut: Christina's Quest, 1976

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Elegant millionairess Christina van Bell discovers that her first affair is a mere aperitif to an international banquet of sensual pleasures. The feast is both lavish and lascivious as Christina travels first-class around the world to learn the identity of the most important lover in her life.

Drink and drugs had blurred the identity of Christina's first lover at that chic New York coctail party, but nothing could dim the ecstasy of the sexual experience. Now, years later, obsessed by the memory of that supreme pleasure, Christina is determined to find the one person who had once satisfied her so completely.

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

2011-11-19T00:03:00.000-05:00

Oh he’s found Nemo all right. Using his deep maritime experience (from taming bearded clams to hunting down and killing a vindictive white whale), he’s now making waves in the oceanography community as the inventor of a gigantic penis pump named the Blowfish. Really now, this guy makes Troy McClure’s fish fetish look all wet. Steve Zissou & Aquaman think he’s a total freak of nature, and Jacques Cousteau must be rolling in his Davey Jones’ locker at the thought of the Paco Camino Man smoking coral reefers and conducting the first ever fish four-way with two sexy scuba assistants.

I'll be wonderful, do just what I'm told. I'm your puppet.

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She comes with some baggage, but it ain't no big deal.

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Vintage Ad: Salvatori belts, 1972

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Decadent Smut: Eros In Orbit, 1973

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Tyrone Ashley: His lapels can kick your lapels asses!

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I've been waiting here for you Paco, where have you been?

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Damn fine Halloween reading & listening material.

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Ramones, I Don't Wanna Go Down to the Basement

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Decadent Smut: The Crazy Ladies, 1969

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Vintage Ad: STRIP Swinger Game, 1975

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Kinuko Y. Craft: Rainy Night in Paris, 1980

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Serial Mom: The Early Years. Oh, it's on Bitch!

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Decadent Smut: Xaviera Meets Marilyn Chambers, 1976

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Vintage Ad: Rod Stewart for Altec/Lansing Sound, 1976

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WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

2011-10-01T15:33:00.003-04:00

He’s breaking bad. And looking badass doing it too. Once a pushover high school chemistry teacher wearing hush puppies, this Paco Camino Man is now the undisputed methamphetamine maestro of New Mexico. Whether out in the desert cooking cheap meth in an RV or creating the purest blue in a professional underground lab, he’s safely and stylishly dressed for any occasion. Expertly wearing a soft glove-leather WWI style trench coat by Jean-Paul Germain, rubberized cotton jump suit with outer quilted cotton bush jacket by Bill Kaiserman and futuristic leather racing goggles by Baruffaldi, the only laundry the Paco Camino Man ever worries about is laundering money.

Decadent Smut: The Sins of Philip Fleming, 1961

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Vintage Ad: L&M cigarettes, 1976

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The 1973 Dansko Sonja. Denmark patents hot leather clogs.

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Bullshit or Not! Young Money Matters magazine, 1977

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Damn fine listening material: Fausto Papetti Sax, 1975

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Decadent Smut: The Big Snatch, 1974

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Her L.U.S.T. mission is to capture the plans for the takeover of Thailand. Using her thighs to impress the Thais, Eve goes to Bangkok--and gets all she wants! Uncovering The Big Snatch is right up Eve's alley and she loves every minute of it!

Vintage Ad: Cher debut album, Take Me Home, 1979

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WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

2011-08-16T00:15:00.019-04:00

Out on the town entertaining two foxy ladies at Café de Flore in Saint-Germain-des-Prés, The Paco Camino Man makes Ron Burgundy look like a foreign street bum. A wise man once wrote, “White is a victorious color, whether the situation is physical or intellectual.” Following Cool Fucker protocol, the Paco Camino Man triumphantly dons a white flannel jacket and Shantung trousers from Andre Balzac, wears sweet Charles Jourdan black & white patent leather shoes, and accessorizes with a Cerruti silk tie and custom handkerchief by Charvet. Rocking the shit out of the latest imported NYC fashions, the Paco Camino Man is not only fashion fierce, but he's a card-carrying master practitioner of gentlemanly sexual & social graces in any country or territory.

Decadent Smut: Christina’s Hunger, 1977

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AN EXOTIC FEAST OF SEXUAL INDULGENCE ~ Sexy, wealthy
Christina van Bell, as wanton as she is wanted, indulges herself in a gourmet's
feast of sensual pleasures as she reigns over a fabulous penthouse restaurant
in Manhattan--seducing her international admirers with a cuisine of such
elegance that it is surpassed only by herself.

Meat Loaf! Paco Camino's new coed beer league shortstop.

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Gonna grab some afternoon delight.

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Vintage Ad: Benson & Hedges 100s, 1976

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WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

2011-07-17T23:53:00.041-04:00

He’s fucking nailing the entrance to his 25th high school reunion. One thing's damn certain---he’s aged amazingly well. And his stunning wife looks exactly as she did when they first met as teen extras during the filming of Valley Girl. But back to tonight. Arriving in style, the Paco Camino Man is impeccably dressed in a raw silk dinner jacket and a cooling cotton, wing-collared formal shirt with killer front pin tucks. She’s wearing 'Glamorous Life,' a sexy, low-cut, gold lamé dress from the funky Sheila E. Collection. Almost like a movie, he’s a lock to win the Tom Cruise look-alike contest and no longer needs to borrow girls underpants to fake-prove he scored with some fully aged sophomore meat. Ever the romantic stud, the Paco Camino Man earlier today sax-serenaded his wife on the hood of his black 1967 restored Camaro parked at home plate at Dodger Stadium, and later tonight, the sexy couple will stop by Spicoli’s mansion for a smoke. In the morning, they'll all head on over to London to jam with The Stones!

Vintage porn poster: Female Athletes, 1977

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Damn fine listening material: K-Tel's Music Express

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The most ultimate 4th of July weekend ever.

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Vintage Ad: Beautiful People Unlimited, 1973

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Bullshit or Not! Don Rickles replaced Paul Stanley in KISS!

2011-06-16T11:26:00.012-04:00

Reports have recently surfaced that during the entire 1977-78 KISS Alive II tour, Don Rickles secretly replaced lead singer Paul Stanley.
Bullshit or Not?
Seriously, what really went down was that Cher, (then inexplicably dating KISS bassist Gene Simmons) actually replaced Paul Stanley, who had selflessly taken several months off to finally sleep with the thousands of KISS groupies that were almost hopelessly backlogged. That same year in an extraordinary drunken blackout stupor, Ace Frehley once drove a Porsche out of an airplane, and in midair, threw a TV set out of the car on the way down, and then somehow landed in Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion swimming pool largely uninjured. Miraculously, he only suffered some facial scarring. Drummer Peter Criss wasn't so lucky. He discovered what happens when a small, expensive sports car meets a densely wooded area at a high rate of speed. And no shit-- while Criss recovered from his auto injuries, he was secretly replaced in the studio by future Late Night with David Letterman drummer Anton Fig.

Damn fine listening material. KISS ALIVE II, 1977

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Vintage Ad: Funky clothing, 1978

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WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

2011-06-06T00:21:00.015-04:00

He’s a thrill-seeking pussy magnet with a hard-on for Baja desert sailing. No doubt, he just loves getting blown. By warm, stiff winds of course. Why, what're you thinking? Oh sure, he gets plenty of that too. In fact, his gear stick is often so wet, he has to spend time in the arid desert just to keep his massive erections in harmonious balance with nature. Women don’t call him ‘Kickstand’ for nothing—he’s certainly in no danger of ever tipping over when he’s totally stoked. Speeding over the cracked desert floor with hot chicks in his lap really puts the wind in his sails, and for this handsome Paco Camino Man, he’s about to successfully circumnavigate yet another fantastic voyage.

Decadent Smut: Detective World, 1977

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Damn fine listening material. CUBANGA!

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WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

2011-05-27T00:51:00.008-04:00

Owhh! This is Jackhammer Washington. This is W Boss Baby’s Son. The Dapper Rapper. The Ebony Whippersnapper. Whoaa, The Rhyme King forever on the scene. Aww, but the next time I see y’all, I won't be spinnin' sides, I'll be spinnin' ball. So remember, this is Jackhammer. The Windjammer. Taking a toke… (inhales deeply) (Chance of a Lifetime)…dig my smoke (yeah). Starring alongside NBA great Julius Erving and astrologist Stockard Channing in the cult basketball flick, The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh, Jackhammer Washington is the soul brother Paco Camino Man.

Culture Hero. Spaced-Out Sissy Spacek

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I can see your dirty pillows.

Vintage Ad: Chrysler Newport, 1970

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May Sucks. Marvin Gaye warned us about Mother Nature.

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Marvin also somehow made the National Anthem sexy..

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We come up here to rule the world

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Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Decadent Smut: My Sister's Orgy, 1975

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Don'tcha mind people grinnin' in your face..

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April showers bring a May flower to the Paco Camino Man

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WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

2011-05-09T00:04:00.001-04:00

With my full head of shaggy windblown hair, perfect smile and smoking threads (including my plaid sweater vest and polyester never-crease stretch pants) the chicks totally dig me. Even Carrie back there on the cart with Herb—she’d ditch him in a second to go out with me. That’s cool, but I’ve got Betty here, who by the way is looking super foxy in her fitted blouse, functional skort and hot pastel knee socks. And oh yeah, that sporty green scarf will come in handy later (nudge, nudge). Hey bud, get ready for some serious night-putting because you’re reading Paco Camino.

Vintage Ad: Panasonic cassette decks, 1978

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Cinco de Mayo Paco style

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Paco Camino. Hear My Train A Comin'

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Cock Rock. Van Halen's David Lee Roth, 1978

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Decadent Smut: Nicole on Broadway, 1984

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Country Music Fashion Victim: Marty Robbins, 1975

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A scene from Paco Camino's sexy Earth Day party.

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Vintage Ad: RCA electronics, 1971

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Cock Rock. The Rolling Stones, 1975

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WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

2011-04-17T23:11:00.004-04:00

He makes Tony Stark look like Red Green. A mysterious billionaire living life in the fast lane, he’s quite likely the coolest motherfucker on the planet. Expertly styled in a mod tweed suit, bold red & white striped wool shirt and imported Nunn Bush dress shoes, the Paco Camino Man takes a cigarette break from joyriding in his own prototype pace car that runs on seawater. That’s right, bitch. Sea-fucking-water. His awesomeness is no doubt, completely blowing the mind of his hot new personal assistant. In fact, the sexual tension is revved up so high, it’ll conclude tonight when they’re both wrapped naked in his checkered flag silk sheets back at his lavish mansion. The Paco Camino Man. In the bedroom or the boardroom, his whole life is a victory lap.

Decadent Smut: Christina’s Virtue, 1977

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When millionairess magazine publisher Christina van Bell sets out in search of a big story, her journey takes her from the Caribbean to South America. Along the way Christina learns that sex can be murder among those who are powerful and wealthy enough to afford it. The sensual virtues that Christina prizes and enjoys so much become the unwitting vices that bring her close to death. Wealthy, sensuous Christina van Bell is enjoying a Caribbean vacation when and old friend, a well-known actress, is murdered. Her pursuit of the hit man draws Christina away from the passionate arms of Cuban revolutionaries into a desperately dangerous love affair.

Vintage Ad: Love On Earth Medallion, 1973

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Creepy porn poster: Sticky Situation, 1973

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Crotch Rock. Led Zeppelin, 1973

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Suck 'Em Up in Tiki Bar Heaven!

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Vintage Ad: Pepe Lopez tequila, 1978

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Then Elvis says to me, "Look here son, this is a shootin' rifle."

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Decadent Smut: Oui Letters, 1984

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Crotch Rock. Jackie Fox of The Runaways, 1977

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