
Thursday, December 25, 2014
Sunday, December 21, 2014
Saturday, December 13, 2014
WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

Monday, December 01, 2014
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Friday, November 21, 2014
Thursday, November 20, 2014
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
Friday, November 07, 2014
Decadent Smut: Christina's Favorite, 1983

A thoroughbred like Christina van Bell chooses a champion racehorse the way she
picks her men--with headlong passion and expert care. From the New South to Old
Paris, Christina races toward her climactic triumph like any beautiful animal in
pursuit of pleasure. Life and love are a fast gallop on winner's track for Christina.
Sunday, November 02, 2014
Friday, October 31, 2014
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
I'll have what she's having..

Rusty Griswold: [watching a romantic couple make out at the table] Dad, he's grabbing her tits right there at the table!
Clark Griswold: Just eat your breakfast, Russ.
Rusty Griswold: [Rusty still watching the couple] Dad, I think he's gonna pork her.
Clark Griswold: He's not gonna pork her, Russ.
Rusty Griswold: I think he's gonna.
Clark Griswold: He may pork her, finish your breakfast.
Sunday, October 26, 2014
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Decadent Smut: Nicole, 1982

Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Sunday, October 19, 2014
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Sunday, October 12, 2014
Sunday, October 05, 2014
Saturday, October 04, 2014
Sunday, September 28, 2014
Decadent Smut: Christina's Sensation, 1984

Saturday, September 27, 2014
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Sunday, September 07, 2014
Tuesday, September 02, 2014
Sunday, August 31, 2014
Thursday, August 28, 2014
WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

Thursday, August 21, 2014
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Summer loving, had me a blast..
Friday, August 15, 2014
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Decadent Smut: Christina's Essence, 1984

Monday, August 11, 2014
Sunday, August 10, 2014
SHARK WEEK

"Theme from Jaws plays"
[A knock at the door]
Woman: [approaches the door] Yes?
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Mrs. Arlsbergerhh??
Woman: Who?
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Mrs. Johnannesburrrr??
Woman: Who is it?
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Flowers.
Woman: Flowers? From whom?
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Plumber, ma'am..
Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Candygram.
Woman: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.
Land Shark: [muffled voice] I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..
Woman: A dolphin? Well.. okay..
[she opens the door, as the shark pulls her screaming into the hallway]