
Sunday, August 31, 2014
Thursday, August 28, 2014
WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

Thursday, August 21, 2014
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Summer loving, had me a blast..
Friday, August 15, 2014
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Decadent Smut: Christina's Essence, 1984

Monday, August 11, 2014
Sunday, August 10, 2014
SHARK WEEK

"Theme from Jaws plays"
[A knock at the door]
Woman: [approaches the door] Yes?
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Mrs. Arlsbergerhh??
Woman: Who?
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Mrs. Johnannesburrrr??
Woman: Who is it?
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Flowers.
Woman: Flowers? From whom?
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Plumber, ma'am..
Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
Land Shark: [muffled voice] Candygram.
Woman: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.
Land Shark: [muffled voice] I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..
Woman: A dolphin? Well.. okay..
[she opens the door, as the shark pulls her screaming into the hallway]