Tuesday, October 30, 2012

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s your boogeyman, turn him on. Hey, he may not have any social skills, but he’s a real cutup with the ladies. Sadly, there may be some deep-seeded stalking issues from stabbing his sister to death on Halloween night in her bedroom 15 years ago. Confined to a sanitarium since the incident, he’s decided to come home for Halloween. So really, is it his fault he stole a car and broke into a hardware store to steal a Shatner mask and some sharp knives? People need those things. His only other faux pas was maybe knifing a few horny teenagers and digging up his sister’s headstone from the cemetery and placing it on a bed with the corpse of a teenage slut. The Paco Camino Man. He can survive any injury, endure terrible film sequel, and put up with imitators like Camp Crystal Lake’s Jason Voorhees and that bum Freddy Krueger from down on Elm Street.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Sunday, October 07, 2012

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

He’s a legendary photographer that considers getting stripped down by gorgeous models an occupational hazard. But don’t get this studly lensman wrong, because when it comes to business, he always delivers the money shot. That’s why he only uses the best cameras--a Nikon F2 Photomic, Leicaflex SLR, Hasselblad 500 C/M and a Honeywell Pentax Spotmatic F, not to mention top-notch lenses like Zuiko's 135mm and Nikkor's 500 mm F/8 Reflex. Plus no shoot is complete without Rollei lighting units, Reflectasol umbrellas, Minolta’s Automater Professional light meter (with a nifty eye-level finder) and of course Kodak film. The Paco Camino Man. When he shoots, he scores.