Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Bullshit or Not! March 30, 2010 Album Releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. MORONICA, Money Shot For Metal
2. Army of Sluts, Marching On Our Backs
3. Grooms of Doom, I Hate My Hair & I Want To Die!!!
4. Black Breath, Heavy Breathing
5. Asleep In The Park, Adios Motherfucker
6. Pooh Pooh, Your Face Is Hurting My Eyes
7. Ash Pool, For Which He Plies The Lash
8. Trailer Park Orgy, Turlet Games
9. Clint Toris, Pushing The Fun Button
10. He’s a Girl, Stories From The Train
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Legit!
1. MORONICA, Money Shot For Metal
3. Grooms of Doom, I Hate My Hair & I Want To Die!!!
4. Black Breath, Heavy Breathing
5. Asleep In The Park, Adios Motherfucker
7. Ash Pool, For Which He Plies The Lash

Bullshit!
2. Army of Sluts, Marching On Our Backs
6. Pooh Pooh, Your Face Is Hurting My Eyes
8. Trailer Park Orgy, Turlet Games
9. Clint Toris, Pushing The Fun Button
10. He’s a Girl, Stories From The Train

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Vintage Commercial: Softique

Dorian Concept - Trilingual Dance Sexperience

paco camino loves to dance

Monday, March 15, 2010

WHAT SORT OF MAN READS PACO CAMINO?

PacoJawsaWhile he doesn’t have a lot to say, he’s got jaws and balls of steel. And he can’t be killed either. Seriously, dump cars on top of him. Throw him off moving trains. Bury him in ancient Egyptian ruins. Doesn’t matter, he’ll just get up, straighten his tie and dust himself off. Now this unstoppable seven-foot giant might have provided muscle for supervillians Karl Stromberg and Hugo Drax, he’s really a gentle lover with a heart of gold. What people don’t know about this impossibly endowed henchman is that he rehabilitates and releases endangered butterflies back into the wild, gives riveting symposiums on the under-funding of children’s hospitals, and usually watches chick flicks with his 007 girlfriends on Saturday nights. On a related note, he's going broke paying for breakfast and cab fares.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Bullshit or Not! March 9, 2010 Album Releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Koot Hoomi Presents: The Dark Side of Hall & Oates: A Tribute
2. Bolivia Newton-John, Hopelessly Devoted to Oruro
3. Santa Hates You, Crucifix Powerbomb
4. Frightened Rabbit, The Winter of Mixed Drinks
5. Murder Death Kill, Fuck With Us And Find Out
6. Varg, Blutarr
7. The Good, We Bad
8. Blind Waitress, Serves You Right To Suffer
9. Skiffle King, Lord of Douchey Music
10. Cock Blocker, A Dollar Late and a Day Short
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Legit!
1. Koot Hoomi Presents: The Dark Side of Hall & Oates: A Tribute
3. Santa Hates You, Crucifix Powerbomb
4. Frightened Rabbit, The Winter of Mixed Drinks
5. Murder Death Kill, Fuck With Us And Find Out
6. Varg, Blutarr

Bullshit!
2. Bolivia Newton-John, Hopelessly Devoted to Oruro
7. The Good, We Bad
8. Blind Waitress, Serves You Right To Suffer
9. Skiffle King, Lord of Douchey Music
10. Cock Blocker, A Dollar Late and a Day Short

Saturday, March 06, 2010

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Bullshit or Not! March 2, 2010 album releases

Every week dozens of strange bands release CDs with strange titles to attract listeners. Guess which five are legit and which five are bullshit:

1. Golden Triangle, Double Jointer
2. Second Hand, Death May Be Your Santa Claus
3. Magna Stench, A Trillion Assholes Can’t Smell That Bad
4. Combichrist, What The Fuck is Wrong With You People?
5. Overnight Lows, City of Rotten Eyes
6. Gonorrhea Farts, It Only Burns When I Pee
7. Motorpsycho, Heavy Metal Fruit
8. Split Decision, Cutting Things In Half
9. Out of Our Minds With Insanity, Physically Bitchslapping Your Mental Capacity
10. Sex Church, Oh, Heavenly Slut
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Legit!
1. Golden Triangle, Double Jointer
2. Second Hand, Death May Be Your Santa Claus
4. Combichrist, What The Fuck is Wrong With You People?
5. Overnight Lows, City of Rotten Eyes
7. Motorpsycho, Heavy Metal Fruit

Bullshit!
3. Magna Stench, A Trillion Assholes Can’t Smell That Bad
6. Gonorrhea Farts, It Only Burns When I Pee
8. Split Decision, Cutting Things In Half
9. Out of Our Minds With Insanity, Physically Bitchslapping Your Mental Capacity
10. Sex Church, Oh, Heavenly Slut